For his dog. Naturally we decided to troll him and yada yada yada, somehow ended up agreeing to help find Chaim, the Bashert of his beloved dog Sissi. Because Tikkun Olam. Anyhoo, the Daily Freier wrote the most amazing story as we doggedly Get it? Get it? Then the Magic of the Internets did its work. On Secret Tel Aviv, naturally.
Everything was moving toward a real Shidduch. So⦠they had quite a few dates. All seemed well. Tail wagging, sniffing of the important parts⦠and then one day Sissi was over him. Not sure what happened⦠maybe the age difference was too much. He had a lot of energy and she just wanted a calm life. The Daily Freier staff are day-drinking. Fake News. You know what would be a great story? A German dancer moves to Tel Aviv.
Mia Deych : OK, but with his Israeli husband. Aaron Pomerantz : And he has a dog! Mark Levy : Her name is Sissi! But she hates most other dogs! Yekutiel Bornstein : Yeah! But Sissi really has a heart of gold! I mean, she is only angry because of her hard-luck upbringing in an American puppy mill.
Also, she used to live in Austria. Lee Saunders : But she is also legally blind. Like, she once attacked a plastic bag that she mistook for another dog. Chava Ewa : Maybe her owner thinks that Sissi is actually trapped in the wrong body and is really a chain-smoking, whiskey drinking bar brawler. Oh yeah, and he wants to write a book about it. Mia : But one day she meets the dog of her dreams in Florentin. His name is Haim. And he lives near Levinsky Street. Emily Goldstein : Yes!
But then her owner goes on Secret Tel Aviv to try to find the missed connection! I guess they do. So where were we? Like for Tinder. Only for Dogs! Mark : Scribbling in a notebook OMG. Tinder for dogs! That is an Amazing idea for a Start-Up! Yuval : OK Good. I think we have a story. Photo Credit: Secret Tel Aviv. We made it all up. But in the end, it also led to a long-term relationship with local guy Shlomi D, followed by court-ordered restraining orders against one another.
