Understandably over the past two and a half years, one of the most often discussed topics was what a post-pandemic world will look like. The most common shorthand being, what will the "new normal" look like? Of course there are many different answers. But as we continue to put that dystopian hellscape we survived further and further into our rearview, the one that seems to sum it up best is, "The 'new normal' looks like a couple getting each other off in a public place in front of eyewitnesses.
While other, more discreet lovers seem to prefer the more intimate setting of an amusement park ride, in view of a more select group of onlookers:.
And there must be something about the atmosphere at the park that inspires physical expressions of love. Maybe it's the fragrance of popcorn, cotton candy and vomit. It could be the sweet melodies of calliope music on constant repeat. It may be the encounters with the drug addled drifters with lengthy criminal records operating the rides that makes a romantic couple feel the precious fleetingness of life and want to celebrate it.
Whatever it is, public indecency is catching on there. According to the investigation report from Sandusky police, officers were dispatched to Cedar Point on Friday night shortly before 9 p.
They may look lovely and seem perfect for each other, but let's condemn anyone giving a handie in plain few of a teenager. In the strongest possible terms. Especially in, though not limited to, a place called Sandusky. I don't care how much you appreciate irony. Regardless of whether it's under the pants or he's hanging brain, that's a holocaust of wrong every time it's tried.
