Friends is a sitcom about a group of friends in New York City that was originally broadcast from to Bright , Marta Kauffman and David Crane. Ross : Oh no, no. Stop cleansing my aura. Phoebe : But Ross: No. Just leave my aura alone, okay? Phoebe: Fine Ross: I'll be fine. Really, you guys, I hope she'll be very happy. Monica : No, you don't. Ross: No, I don't! To hell with her! She left me! Joey: You never knew she was a lesbian?
Ross: No! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know. How should I know? Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. Rachel: [excited] Guess what? Ross: You got a job? Rachel: Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing! I was laughed out of twelve interviews today.
Chandler : And yet you're surprisingly upbeat. Rachel: Well, you would be too if you found Joan and David boots on sale, fifty percent off. Chandler: Oh, how well you know me. Chandler: I think, for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean, it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out. Ross: Yeah, and β and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that β that Chandler: You see, the problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again.
I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone. Joey : Are we still talking about sex? Rachel: You're a twin? Phoebe: Oh, yeah. We don't speak. She's, like, this Chandler: What does she do? Phoebe: She's a waitress. Phoebe : There's five hundred extra dollars in my account. Chandler : Oh!
Satan's minions at work again. Phoebe : Yes, coz I have to go down there and deal with them. Joey : What are you talking about? Keep it! Phoebe : It's not mine!
