Here are some sketches I made about 4 years ago while I was working as a flight attendant for one of the middle-eastern airlines called Etihad Airways. I had plenty of fun moments and got familiar with all the flight attendant, and passenger jokes.
The crew may seem unflattering in these sketches, but in real life, the girls and the boys are very pretty. So you cannot shut your eyes more than 3 seconds..
Even after 10 years, her remark stuck in my head and I always found it very funny and true. Me : Ahhβ¦! Yes, I will get you your Jewess I go to the galley to bring him his orange juice. Another joke that happened in front of me to a male crew. I had a memorable Bombay flight. It was a full flight, with many uncontrollable children and demanding adults.
We, the crew, were in the middle of the meal service and each crew member had to handle their own carts. I inched my way forward until my cart reached a livid passenger. He: Look look, like this I fingered you for so long!!
Me : Ah, you used the call bell service. How may I help you? Thanks for the giggle! Yes, I will get you your Jewess I go to the galley to bring him his orange juice Another joke that happened in front of me to a male crew.
